SRC Member jas_soh Posted June 9, 2004 SRC Member Share Posted June 9, 2004 some old emails to share with ya.... A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?" His dad says,"Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked,he looks in the keyhole and finds his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good,son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t." Quote ...what are u missing from your life?... dun wait till your last breathe before telling them that you care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member penyu Posted June 9, 2004 SRC Member Share Posted June 9, 2004 hahahaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member pospeh Posted June 9, 2004 SRC Member Share Posted June 9, 2004 I like this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Achilles Tang Posted June 9, 2004 Share Posted June 9, 2004 Pospeh!! You son of a gun! You're MIA for so long and only pop your head out to laugh at jokes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAV-65 Posted June 9, 2004 Share Posted June 9, 2004 Dat's a good one... Quote People do not plan to fail; Often they just fail to plan... Wat I do to prevent myself from tearing my hair out... My stress remedy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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