On behalf of all Men! Our rules!

[reeflobang]

Ha ha ha!

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules

from the male side. These are our rules!

Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.

If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it

down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving

it down.

1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the

changing of the tides.Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want... Let us be clear on this

one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not

work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to

almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help

solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your

girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an

argument. In fact, all comments become null and void

after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret

girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't

ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways,

and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant

the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us

how you want it done.

Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just

do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to

say during commercials, especially during sports (esp.

Soccer).

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and

neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default

settings.

Peach for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is

also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing" we

will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying,

but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,

expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything

you wear is fine.Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you

are prepared to discuss such topics as soccer,

computer games or cars, etc....

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to

sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men

really don't mind that, it's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to

as many women as you can - to give them an EDUCATION.

[fangtooth]

bro hope your couch is big enough.

[19percula]

i see a MAN stand up for now

cheers

[ryz]

WOHOO! Nice one bro!

[lightningstrike]

juz wait till flubberina sees this......

[triggerpuff]

Beautifully written !!! SWEE !!

[kschew1498]

I am contemplating to sent this to my Mdm! hahahaha ...but must install air con in the living room where my couch is!

[cjack]

definitely sending this to my wife. It makes a lot of sense.

Hip Hip Horray

[rainbowdarter]

Yee haaa...!!! fabulous...really agreed with all...

Better sleep on a couch rather than sleeping with somebody who look like a couch....hehehe.....

[reeflobang]

Actually hor... I just came back from a marriage retreat and they said that men think with their heads (what! A diamond ring? Got too much money is it!) while women with their hearts (boo hoo hoo!!) And the speaker said we must communicate so...

But seriously, it was an enlightening event as men tend to sweep things under the carpet and pretend nothing is wrong while women want to have closure for any issues they face. Those with kids, we probably are too busy making money (buried into work) so as to bring in the dole but we forget the orginally intention - to have a happy family. I have been treating my dear wife as a mother to our kids and had forgotten that she is my spouse! This is probably too serious stuff for many of the younger chaps in SRC but do keep this in mind - those pre and post marriage retreats are not to be missed! It will help a couple's relationship in the long run. It does not mean that you have to have perceived problems and need to go for such events but more from desiring to enhance the relationship.

[typrobin]

reeflobang, so touch by wat u said.....

BETTER TREAT MY SIS NICELY AH!!!! hahahahahha

[shiraz]

1 big happy reefing family aei?

[junyong84]

Hahaha...cool!