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The Cork

Two NSmen are in a locker room taking a shower after their

gym exercises, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in

his butt.

"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks

very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"

"I regret I cannot," lamented the first NSman. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The NSman says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped

over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in funny attire came boiling out.

He said, "I am the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No shit?" :yeah:

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