Stuff you never knew

[Achilles Tang]

Subject: FW: Some of them are really good ...

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> In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have ######

> > with animals, but the animals must be female.

> > having sexual relations with a male animal is

> > punishable by death.

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> > Like THAT makes sense.)

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> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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> > In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a

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> > >>woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking

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> > >>directly at them during the examination. He may

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> > >>only see their reflection in a mirror.

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> > >>

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> > >>Do they look different reversed?)

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> > >>*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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> > >>

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> > >>Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of

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> > >>corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the ######

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> > >>organs of the deceased must be covered with a

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> > >>brick or piece of wood at all times.

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> > >>(A brick??)

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> > >>

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> > >>*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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> > >>The penalty for ###### in Indonesia is

> > decapitation.

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> > >>Much worse than "going blind!")

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> > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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> > >>

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> > >>There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to

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> > >>travel the countryside and deflower young virgins,

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> > >>who pay them for the privilege of having ###### for

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> > >>the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is

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> > >>expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

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> > >>

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> > >>Let's just think for a minute; is there any job

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> > >>anywhere else in the world that even comes close to

> > this?)

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> > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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> > >>

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> > >>In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed

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> > >>to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do

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> > >>so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the

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> > >>other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

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> > >>

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> > >>(Makes sense to me!)

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> > >>

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> > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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> > >>

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> > >>Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool,

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> > >>England - but only in tropical fish stores.

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> > >>

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> > >>(But of course!)

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> > >>

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> > >>*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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> > >>In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man

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> > >>to have ###### with a woman and her mother at the same

> > time.

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> > >>

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> > >>( I presume this was a big enough problem that

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> > >>they had to pass this law?)

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> > >>

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> > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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> > >>

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> > >>In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have ###### with

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> > >>her husband, and the first time this happens, her

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> > >>mother must be in the room to witness the act.

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> > >>

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> > >>(Is this near Bolivia?)

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> > >>

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> > >>*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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> > >>

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> > >>In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from

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> > >>vending machines with one exception:

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> > >>Prophylactics may be dispensed from a

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> > >>vending machine only "in places where

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> > >>alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the

> > premises."

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> > >>

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> > >>(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as

> > Guam!)

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> > >>

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> > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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> > >>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories

> > an hour.

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> > >>(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

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> > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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> > >>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have

> > ###### for

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> > >>pleasure.

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> > >>

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> > >>(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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> > >>

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> > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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> > >>The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can

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> > >>pull 30 times its own weight and always falls

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> > >>over on its right side when intoxicated.

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> > >>(From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the

> > govt. pay for this

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> > >>research??)

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> > >>

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> > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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> > >>

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> > >>Butterflies taste with their feet.

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> > >>(YUK!!)

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> > >>

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> > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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> > >>

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> > >>An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

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> > >>I know some people like that.)

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> > >>

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> > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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> > >>

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> > >>Starfish don't have brains.

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> > >>(I know some people like that too)

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> > >>

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> > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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> > >>

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> > >>And, the best for last..! ... Turtles can breathe

> > through their

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> > >>asses.

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> > >>

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> > >>(Do you think they have bad breath?)

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[silverfish]

haha.. this is hilarious.. esp the one on the turtles breathing thru the A**

[Achilles Tang]

I found that incredible too... did some counter-checking.. apparently.. its true..

Here and here

[Deep_Blue]

> > >>Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool,

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> > >>England - but only in tropical fish stores.

wahahahaha really?

[triggerpuff]

That was a good read. Really interesting how some countries can come up with ridiculous legislations !!!

Like some which says that adulterous couples / rapists would be stoned to death !!!

Others that say Close Proximity in Public such as holding hands may lead to imprisonment !!