Achilles Tang Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Subject: FW: Some of them are really good ... > > > > > > > In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have ###### > > with animals, but the animals must be female. > > having sexual relations with a male animal is > > punishable by death. > > > > Like THAT makes sense.) > > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > > > In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a > > > > >>woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking > > > > >>directly at them during the examination. He may > > > > >>only see their reflection in a mirror. > > > > >> > > > > >>Do they look different reversed?) > > > > >> > > > > >>*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > >> > > > > >>Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of > > > > >>corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the ###### > > > > >>organs of the deceased must be covered with a > > > > >>brick or piece of wood at all times. > > > > >> > > > > >>(A brick??) > > > > >> > > > > >>*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > >> > > > > >>The penalty for ###### in Indonesia is > > decapitation. > > > > >> > > > > >>Much worse than "going blind!") > > > > >> > > > > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > >> > > > > >>There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to > > > > >>travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, > > > > >>who pay them for the privilege of having ###### for > > > > >>the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is > > > > >>expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. > > > > >> > > > > >>Let's just think for a minute; is there any job > > > > >>anywhere else in the world that even comes close to > > this?) > > > > >> > > > > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > >> > > > > >>In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed > > > > >>to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do > > > > >>so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the > > > > >>other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. > > > > >> > > > > >>(Makes sense to me!) > > > > >> > > > > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > >> > > > > >>Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, > > > > >>England - but only in tropical fish stores. > > > > >> > > > > >>(But of course!) > > > > >> > > > > >>*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > >> > > > > >>In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man > > > > >>to have ###### with a woman and her mother at the same > > time. > > > > >> > > > > >>( I presume this was a big enough problem that > > > > >>they had to pass this law?) > > > > >> > > > > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > >> > > > > >>In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have ###### with > > > > >>her husband, and the first time this happens, her > > > > >>mother must be in the room to witness the act. > > > > >> > > > > >>(Is this near Bolivia?) > > > > >> > > > > >>*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > >> > > > > >>In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from > > > > >>vending machines with one exception: > > > > >>Prophylactics may be dispensed from a > > > > >>vending machine only "in places where > > > > >>alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the > > premises." > > > > >> > > > > >>(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as > > Guam!) > > > > >> > > > > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > >> > > > > >>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories > > an hour. > > > > >> > > > > >>(Who volunteers for this stuff?) > > > > >> > > > > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > >> > > > > >>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have > > ###### for > > > > >>pleasure. > > > > >> > > > > >>(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) > > > > >> > > > > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > >> > > > > >>The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can > > > > >>pull 30 times its own weight and always falls > > > > >>over on its right side when intoxicated. > > > > >> > > > > >>(From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the > > govt. pay for this > > > > >>research??) > > > > >> > > > > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > >> > > > > >>Butterflies taste with their feet. > > > > >> > > > > >>(YUK!!) > > > > >> > > > > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > >> > > > > >>An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. > > > > >> > > > > >>I know some people like that.) > > > > >> > > > > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > >> > > > > >>Starfish don't have brains. > > > > >> > > > > >>(I know some people like that too) > > > > >> > > > > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > >> > > > > >>And, the best for last..! ... Turtles can breathe > > through their > > > > >>asses. > > > > >> > > > > >>(Do you think they have bad breath?) > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverfish Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 haha.. this is hilarious.. esp the one on the turtles breathing thru the A** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achilles Tang Posted January 29, 2004 Author Share Posted January 29, 2004 I found that incredible too... did some counter-checking.. apparently.. its true.. Here and here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deep_Blue Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 > > >>Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool,> > > > >>England - but only in tropical fish stores. wahahahaha really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggerpuff Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 That was a good read. Really interesting how some countries can come up with ridiculous legislations !!! Like some which says that adulterous couples / rapists would be stoned to death !!! Others that say Close Proximity in Public such as holding hands may lead to imprisonment !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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