Guess the signs..

[Razo]

These are signs in Japanese metro trains,

Hints...

"Priority seats for................" from left to right:

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will disclose the answers in a while

[KingFish]

Elderly men on Viagara, Adults travelling with Children, Pregnant Ladies and Potbellied old men who SHOULD be on Viagara

[Razo]

hahaha ... close...

is that the best?

try again..

[marcvelous]

Mmmm....

Priority seats to:

1. People with injured/broken arm

2. Babies in arms/Adult with young children

3. Pregnant women

4. People with injured/broken legs

[Achilles Tang]

You sure its a priority seating sign???

It definitely looks like it has sexual connoctations!!

[Razo]

You sure its a priority seating sign???

It definitely looks like it has sexual connoctations!!

Thats becoze u have a "dirty" mind

[Achilles Tang]

Well... the post came from you... and let's just say... a lot of it... is.... that sort of things...

[giantbicycle]

'Izzit for people who is urgent in doing things so that they can alight the train in time ?/

[Octopuffy]

1. man have erection

2. lucky man! having s*x

3. woman got pregnant

4. now the woman is giving birth

[woonming]

1. man have erection

2. lucky man! having s*x

3. woman got pregnant

4. now the woman is giving birth

lol good one !

[Achilles Tang]

Octo... yeah we are all guessing that... but its supposed to be a sign indicating priority seating for the above people... the eccentric japs must have gone over the cliff about this one then.

[Razo]

Well... the post came from you... and let's just say... a lot of it... is.... that sort of things...

ahemm...

when did i post "those" sort of things?

[Octopuffy]

Octo... yeah we are all guessing that... but its supposed to be a sign indicating priority seating for the above people... the eccentric japs must have gone over the cliff about this one then.

ic... mayb it is a warning sign?

"beware the consequences of having s*x in train"

[Achilles Tang]

Priority seating for the children of the couple who had ###### and gave birth in this train?

[Razo]

who understand japanese n can translate it?

[Octopuffy]

thought u said u have the answers?

[riot]

gee i know the japs have a fetish fo school girls and groping on trains, but this is ridiculous.

Reserved (prority seating) for

male pornstars

paedophiles

fat dudes

fat dudes with the runs

or a restaurant area for cannibals & midgets

Cannibals (sexually aroused by idea of food)

Midgets who desire to be consumed

Midgets consumed

Midgets excreted.

gee can wait for what spidey has to say...

[Razo]

gee i know the japs have a fetish fo school girls and groping on trains, but this is ridiculous.

Reserved (prority seating) for

male pornstars

paedophiles

fat dudes

fat dudes with the runs

or a restaurant area for cannibals & midgets

Cannibals (sexually aroused by idea of food)

Midgets who desire to be consumed

Midgets consumed

Midgets excreted.

gee can wait for what spidey has to say...

hahaha i like ur answer

[Razo]

thought u said u have the answers?

i have the answer.. just wanna make sure its the right answer...

[Achilles Tang]

who understand japanese n can translate it?

Tanzy can... but he is probably still on the plane. Should have touched down in Heathrow by now.

[giantbicycle]

Wha ,he study japanese.. so nice .My dream language lol

whats the reason for him going there just curious

[Tanzy]

優先席　(yusenseki) ＝Priority Seat

Second line, second bullet point contains 性交して　(seikoshite) ＝Have sexual intercourse. I can't read the words because of the low resolution but I guess the second line says

1) Guy gets wood.

2) Have ######

3) Become pregnant

4) Give birth

Which leads me to believe that this sign is fake.

[hippo]

who understand japanese n can translate it?

Razo,

Can you repost a better pic so I can read the Jap letter.

Thanks.

[ryz]

look carefully. It's fake. Just used some blur to blend it in and adjust opacity. confirm fake.

[hippo]

look carefully. It's fake. Just used some blur to blend it in and adjust opacity. confirm fake.

Here's the possible answer based on the sign

From left to right:

person with injured arm

person holding a child

pregnant woman

person with injured leg

Not doubt foreign pple may think this is 'dirty' sign. As it is diffcult to translate jap lang efficiently.

Here's more of JAPANESE TO ENGLISH translation:

1.From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:

"Cooles and Heates; if you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself."

2. From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:

"When passengers of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor."