mUAr_cHEe

thats david elsewhere.... can check out his other videos here... http://www.milkandcookies.com/keywords/davidelsewhere/

water might be too hot... due to hot surroundings.... i used to experience that in my base when i was serving NS.... only thing that survive is luohans!!

dun worry dude... disturbed sleep.. tops 2 months only... heehee.... i am in my 3rd... times really flies when u see yr junior growing... she will poop messy messy into her crap and all.... u are damn angry and fustrated... all she needs to do is to smile sweetly at u... and all is forgiven and forgetten with a melted heart... heehee..... welcome to fatherhood!!! AND I HAVENT BEEN LFSING FOR 3 MONTHS ALREADY!!! ARGH!!!! BTW... CONGRATS!!!!

http://www.icq.com/friendship/pages/browse_page_18991.php

SMEAGOL CAME BACK FRM BATAM ALIVE!!!!!!

I WILL BE GOING TO BATAMS FOR BUSINESS TRIPS!!!! OOOHHH NOOO!!! *GRABS BOSS LEGS* Smeagol will be good..... good boss no send smeagol to die??? boss likes smeagol.... right?? *sorry buey ta han... i just started watch LOTR aftering buying the complete set dvd... heehee*

zeovit???

NEVER TRY DRIFTING OR OTHER FUNNY THINGS ON SINGAPORE ROAD!!!! TOO MANY KERBS AND TOO SMALL LANES!!!! speaking from personal experience.....

LINKIN PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP WHEN I AM TALKING TO YOU!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPP...!!!!!

let see if DE or other DIY gurus are up for this challenge... kakaka... http://www.benheck.com/Games/PS2p 1.htm

I would like to get this for my car.... http://roadragecards.com/samples.htm heehee... will be damn cool....

"Dear... do you know i can really do alot better if I have a much bigger tank..." "ai yah... no need too big.... about 12 feet long can already... "

DUN UNDERSTAND...

Dear Santa, Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Desmond and I'm 22 years old this year. I've been a very good boy all year round and as usual, I'm writing to you during this festive season. If its not too much of a trouble, I'd like to have a chilli red Ferrari 360 Modena Spider. The same shade of red as your suit. As my Mini has been making weird knocking sounds recently. I think you might have missed out on the same request a few consecutive years back. I still have faith and trust that you do exist. Believe me, there aren't many 22 year olds that actually believe that you sir still exist. Yours sincerely Desmond a.k.a mUAr_cHEe from SRC. PS : My H& S Skimmer is a tad bit worn out. I'd like a replacement with the words "Bubble King" on it the next time round. Thanks for reading.

www.downloads.com found one last time for my Palm Vx... it was not bad...

a waste of money i tell u..... but its nice... but still a waste of money... U2 ipod that is....

gimme your house key... i help u... hahahaa...

http://www.crashtestdummyolympics.co.uk/

oh.... the new ones are better.... battery life wise.... terrance... for me... i usually use the thing untill batt almost wanna die already... then i charge it.... unless die die... i know sure not enuff battery for my next gai gai.... then i juz charge it lidat lohz...

same here... wad do u need to know.... bought one for my bro... bday pressie...

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down: DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?" Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have." DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please." Contestant: "Brian." DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?" Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married." DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please." Brian: "Sara." DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?" Brian: "She is gonna kill me." DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?" Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work." DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had ######?" Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning." DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..." DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?" Brian: "About 10 minutes." DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake." Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice." DJ: "O kay. Final question. Where did you have ###### at 8 o'clock this morning? Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..." DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?" Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks..." DJ: "Uh huh..." Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time." DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." Brian: "On the kitchen table." DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."[ 3 minu tes of commercials follow. ] DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?" (Touch tones.....ringing....) Clerk: "Kinkos." DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?" Clerk: "This is she." DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now." Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?" DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?" Sara: "No." DJ: "Good!" Brian: (laughing) Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?" Brian: (laughing) "Just ans wer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest." DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us. Sara: (laughing) "Yes." DJ: "Alright. When did you last have ######, Sara?" Sara: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work." DJ: "What time?" Sara: "Around 8 this morning." DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?" Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe." DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last q uestion, Sara. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?" Sara: (laughing) "Yes." DJ: "Where did you have it?" Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?" Brian: "Just tell him, honey." DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?" Sara: "Well..." DJ: Come on Sara.....where did you have it? Sarah: "Up the @r$e....." After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break" And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing!

can i be your fren??? upz...

Corona!!!!!

Ah Boy???

i got some ulva if u want...