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mUAr_cHEe

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  1. current m3 is a 3.2litre straigt six.... natural aspiration coming m5 is a 5litre V10 naturally aspirated... coming to singapore by this yr the next m3 is a 4litre V8 most possibly naturally aspirated too... coming to singapore by next yr.... i read before in somewhere BMW's white papers that their belief is natrual aspiration combined with high-rev engine.... like in lotus... they believe in the lighter the car... the better.....
  2. manson is over.... yet to check out his new album.... myself.... i am a hillary duff/lindsay lohan convert.... seriously.... i listen to LP only....
  3. answer to all 3.... THROW AWAY!!!! if you running sump/refugium... DSB is enuff.... or not... zeovit.... but think yr tank might be tricky as abit small.... if now... juz run LR/DSB with skimmer... should be enuff.....
  4. blue heaven's dog must have been under FL lights for too long.... now turning blackish alreaddy.... happy bird day austin!!!! you look abit like a panda when u were 3 months.... i mean... check out the pose.... just like a baby panda when it is handled.
  5. ME!!!!! I would rule well with my Red Mini... because it looks cute, i look gay driving in it, and it is red. just like my underwear everday.
  6. and i am japese and my name is miso hor ni...
  7. sisqo one is black.... licky martin one is brown.... diabolus one is.....
  8. the idea of nice fish is that the nicer the fish... the harder to keep.... IMHO.... this white, black, bright red bettas will lose colour and nice finnage if water quality no good... i did try bettas for awhile... they do require clean water too.... ie... water change everyday... lagi best...
  9. alot of misunderstandings and misconceptions i see in the previous post.... i really cannot help but speak up for SPF.... pls note i am not an offical spokeperson nor am i defending SPF.... juz wanna dispel some rumours.... first of all... BMW M cars are never turbo or super charged.... BMW always believe in natural aspirated engines... even M3 GTR... only available in Europe is also naturally aspirated... just better tuned and bigger engine.... i am a Beemer fan.... done my research.... maybe hamman bro wanna correct me on this.... SPF cars are never modified. What for we need modifications?? if we cannot catch the speeder... its ok... thats what number plates are for!!! juz call back-up... set up road block.... we can even catch a speeding Zonda.... singapore not that big for you to run away also.... even if u manage to run away today... what makes you think you can run away the next time? you also will be surprised at how effective is our ISD (Internal Secruity Department.).... the very same guys who identified all the Singapore JI members.... Even if SPF cars are modded... only modded according to LTA's specification. doesn't it make sense? why would one authority override the other when they are the same level? the only highest authority ard is the Prime Minister's Office level..... Ministries and all.... Actually Police Cars should be slower than your average car.... haven't u notice how low is the police car rear suspension??? most ppl would say modified lowered suspension for better cornering... HUMBUG!!! i say.... you should check out how full the boot is... and how heavy the equipment is!!!!! We also do not need to race and handle the car as well as those 'racers'.... our main job is still to mantain law and order... uphold justice.... catch bad guys.... not to win the next Sepang/Kallang Car Park rally with Mazdas and Toyotas!!! if you notice.... this orange sticker things are a new 'fad' for the newer TP vehicles... my guess (as when i was in force they are still testing it...) is that it makes the officers and cars more visible to other road users when they are at the side of the expressway...... if anyone wanna debate ( i do not wish this to be another ugly thread).... we can do it either via PM... or the next outing.... i am happy to do it with you... maybe u can prove me wrong or point out somethings that i might have missed....
  10. well.... even for me... an ex off-hour NS police officer.... i learnt handbrake turn and skid control when i went for my police driving license conversion course..... if i not wrong... TP got an even more advanced driving course and license than me...
  11. just outside my house only!!!!! but i nv see b4 leh..... not doubting u brudder chew..... but dun think SPF will just park a car like that.... even if serviced by that garage also can't be.... SPF have their own SUPER garage.... i really mean SUPER.... i see b4..... see untill
  12. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" says Holmes. Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you Holmes?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Some one has stolen our tent."
  13. A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the American wrestler’s trainer came to him and said, “Now, don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has. Whatever you do, don’t let him get you in this hold! If he does, you’re finished!” The wrestler nodded in acknowledgement. As the match started, the American and the Russian circled each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd, and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn’t even watch the ending. Suddenly, there was a scream, a cheer from the crowd, and the trainer raised his eye just in time to watch the Russian flying up in the air. The Russian’s back hit the mat with a thud, and the American collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match. The trainer was astounded. When he finally got the American wrestler alone, he asked, “How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!” The wrestler answered, “Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment I opened my eyes and saw this pair of balls right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could.” “So,” the trainer exclaimed, “that finished him off, did it?” “No, but you’d be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls!”
  14. New Ceo A company, feeling it was time for a shapeup, hires a new CEO. The new CEO is determined to rid the company of all unproductive workers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a young chap leaning on a wall and relaxing. The room is full of workers who were busy working, except for this guy. The CEO decides to let his staff know that he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week.........Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $600 in cash and screams, "Here's two weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!". Surprised and in fear, the guy immediately leaves. Feeling pretty good about having fired his first worker, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me which department that worker belonged to?" With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "He was the Pizza Delivery guy from Pizza Hut."
  15. an account of a sermon i heard b4... A preacher was winding up his temperance sermon with great fervor. "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river." And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "And if I had all the whiskey and demon rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river." And the congregation cried, "Amen!" The preacher sat down. The deacon stood up. "For our closing hymn," he announced, "let us turn to page 126 and sing, 'We shall gather at the river'."
  16. Model Salesman A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yes, I was a salesman in the country" he said. The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you when we close up." The day was long , but finally 5 o'clock came around. The boss asked, "How many sales did you make today?" "One," said the young salesman. "Only one?" blurted the boss, "most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth?" "Three hundred thousand dollars," said the young man. "How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss. "Well," said the salesman "this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one and a huge big one. I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. I said he would probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to the car department and sold him the new Deluxe Cruiser." The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?" "No," answered the salesman "He came in to buy a box of Tampons for his wife and I said to him, 'Your weekend's shot, you may as well go fishing.'"
  17. fiona xie management company has a contract/agreement that she shall not ever appear in any of the men's magazine doing that kinda shoot.... its fine with me.... i like small boobies.... joanne peh, keira knightly, diabolous....
  18. ###### REEFER!!!!! for saying no need water change..... eediot fred francis......
  19. quite obvious from yr nick i tot??? heehee... i also mad mac.... but more mad about muar chee.... heehee..... my fren got her G5 like few months only... busted liaoz.... *shrugz* not too sure wads wrong....
  20. they can never solve the heat issue in Powerbooks.... why?? they squeeze everything @!#*(!&$%@$(#!@$ thing in the market into a small notebook.... with such rich features.... how to intall good fan?? heehee.... all so compacted and squeeze together.... sure hot one.... but i also waiting for Powerbook G5... gettin a 12" this time.... damn 15" too big and heavy to lug ard for travelling.... but it is shiok to watch naruto and intial D... all my Linkin Park DVDs also..... so we really sharing the family pack?? anyone wanna consperm?? actually... i dun wanna get it... tot jus use it when i got my powerbook G5.... and use whatever that comes with it.... prob hope with free ilife'05....
  21. u want clear water... EASY LAH!!!! Buy a bottle of ice-mountain and look at it!!! YOU GOT CLEAR WATER!!!!
  22. it 122 listed on apple site.... seems like super perfect reviews so far on the tiger.... i am considering..... maybe buy less fish.....
  23. LICKY!!!!!!!! ooops... i mean RICKY!!!!!!!! so handsum.....
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