mUAr_cHEe

use oxy daily!!!!

hooi!!!! COPY RIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!!

u can consperm... i mean confirm the sexuality of the fish by stroking the fish... and see if a 'leg' appears...

i think u still got alot of reading up to do..... check out my new signatures!!!!! but if u interested in keeping brown SPS.... u can come find me.... i am an expert in that field... no one can turn their SPS brown faster than me!!! a delicate balance btwn nice brown colour and STN....

granted, but there is no impeller in it!!!!! i wish i didn't had to sell my mini....

since nothing to grant... i wish i am not gay anymore.

NEMO NEMO NEMO NEMO!!!!!!!!! spidey.... u mean u actually can bluff a ger home???? not blind one ah???

my reason....

glory glory... man united!!!!!.... oops... salah channel.... screw it lah.... i got a liver-fool, ARSEnal, and manure united jersey at home to boot ard.... com'on lah... watch real sports like bikini gers mud-wrestling... or not at WWE... with the char bors trying to rip off each others' clothes or showing us their ######... Offical Press Release Statement: This is another corny attempt by mR. mUAr_cHEe to make no sense or what so ever.

want a pedicure to go along?? chip chip nia..... only 80 for both.... i really dun understand this.... why do they call it MANicure... when actually mostly ladies does it.... maybe due to the fact that they are all hungry for man??? if thats the case.... mR. mUAr_cHEe has more than enuff to go around to all the ladies in the house!!!!! 2 dollar a pack nia.... with the coming great singapore sale.... might drop to 1 dollar a packet nia....

TWO PRIESTS GO TO THE BEACH Two priests are vacationing in Hawaii. They don't want to stand out, so they decide to buy casual clothes. They've just hit the beach in loud Hawaiian print T-shirts and sandals when they spot this hot ###### in a tiny bikini walking their way. As she walks past them, she politely says, "Good afternoon, fathers." Well, the men are amazed, because they can't understand how the woman knew they were priests. They decide to go out and buy even wilder clothes, so they buy tie-died T-shirts, surfer shorts, and dark sunglasses. The next day, they hit the beach in their wild new clothes, and the same ###### passes them in a string bikini. As she passes, she says, "How do you do, fathers?" Well, the two priests are really confused, so they ask the ######, "Excuse me, ma'am. We're not ashamed of being priests, but how in the world did you know who we were?" The ###### replies "Why, father, don't you recognize me? I'm Sister Catherine from the convent!"

seriously... up to u.... myself... 5 feet tank... with every 4 huge fish dead and decomposing before....cant take it out as all underneath the whole pile of rocks..... only my royal gamma survived....

guess u havent seen my tank....

long time no hear frm u liao gfren.....

u sure yr wife as well??? not only u meh???? heehee....

common mistake most ppl make...; they walk into "FAMOUS JALAN KAYU ROTI PRATA SHOP" instead of "AQUAMARIN" haiz.... tell u how many time already... jokes aside??? which prata u buy?? TELUR or KOSONG? u sure not mutarbak??? REALLY.... joke aside.... i not an expert in prata.... but i cant help but add some horny comments... i meant corny... the backspace button on my com not working... sorry... see lah.... if u feed it... and it eats... i guess it should be alright... plus the fact that u say it doesn't smell.... but don't smell too close ah.... later wait it jump up and eats your nose.... horny joke again.... i meant corny..... argh!!!!

think it is mentioned that must hack....

farnie question.... but gd question.... the only way like wad long-ge say.... you know your dsb crashed(died)... when all yr fishes die...

seamonkee talking bout u other day... check out the char bor thread....

prob the fishes are irrited with DA always taking photo not wearing clothes... they tot they can pull of another "Paris Hilton" and black-mail DA.... getting cornier... shoot.... wonder it has anything to do with the horni bit???

Once upon a time, there was 2 golfers playing... They each hit a ball each into some tall grass... fed up, they walk over to their each patch of tall grass where they hit their ball into. the first guy after searching... found his ball in the middle of a patch of well-grown buttercups... being fustrated from getting into such a tight spot... he threw his temper, raised his club and started swinging and thrashing every single buttercup around the ball... At this moment... *POOF* a damn swee, chio and nap char bor appear... "I am Mother Nature. I have spent alot of time and effort in growing and grooming this Buttercups. Just because of your own mistakes, you killed all my buttercups. For this I will punish you and curse you for spending the rest of your life without butter. You will not have butter in your pop-corn. No butter for cooking!! NOT EVEN PLANTA FOR YOUR ROTI!!!!" With this angry words, she disappeared!!! The guy is obviously confused and trying to recover from shock, "HOI! AH SENG AH?? HAVE YOU FOUND YOUR BALL?" ah seng hollered back, "YAH LAH!!! !$%&!#(& in the middle of a stupid batch of pussywillows!!!" the first guy, "DON'T SWING!!!! DON'T SWING!!!!" adapted from Perfect 10, 98.7fm, Daniel Ong, Morning Madness. 6am - 10am.

lam chaoz.... all no creativity one.... PS2 come out... xbox follow black colour.... now xbox 360 come out sliver.... then PS3 come out sliver colour..... i dun know who first or who last.... BUT WHEN WILL IT BE AVAILABLE IN HELLO KITTY PINK?!?!?!?!?! need a console to match my next car: Hello Kitty Pink Bettle, complete with Hello Kitty Stickers/decals and Hello Kitty Exhaust Pipe.... *have to find pic* it will oh so perfect when i don my Hello Kitty pink Gown, with my matching pink Hello Kitty Bag, and my Hello Kitty 10CM Platform Heels!!!

say so much still no picture.... nim peh bo ah ni zuei si kan!!!!!!! kiam pa si boh!??!!? gonna get a yellow card soon..... seriously.... a picutre can helps us better..... maybe a pic with the whole sump in it??? then we can provide the panadol, tiger balm or mopiko for it accordingly.... as for cjh and wil.... no house-opening ceremony or party.... u can find me at Jurong East Block 69, under the left most stair case landing...... want to talk come... come for channel outing.... and i will teach u the nerdy ways..... i mean... jedi ways..... consperm very nap one.... oops... i meant confirm....

confucious say.... "a picture speaks a thousand words..." yoda says.... "a thousand words, a picture speaks" mUAr_cHEe says... "wtfish you toking about? how can sump have foam?? YOU THINK WAD? Foam party ah?? you lancing too much liaoz lah!!! picture!! picture!! picture!!"

didn;t know mac com will post pics in wrong direction one... heehee...