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mUAr_cHEe

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  1. i heard Sin City turns out to be the biggest flop for comic-crossover-movie flicks.... dun keep yr hopes too high despite the star-studded cast..... the black hawk down dude only appears in 2 scenes i heard....
  2. thanks for all the help, bros!!!! problem solved.... monkee bro... mini solded lah dude.... hai... damn sad.... i managed to get a bright red M3.... oh well....
  3. got nothing constructive to add... pls dun comment.... upz bro.....
  4. i admit this is a long shot.... im borrowing a car for wedding car.... eh... preferably something big and not black.... had a S-class reserved.... but kena aeroplane.... so i now trying my luck in SRC.... on the 26th June, Sunday. will top up petrol tank..... anyone??? can PM me.... thanks!
  5. i want the spongebob family!!!!!! i might want the rocks... but i need to check whether my space is ready for the rocks yet.... let u know by next week or so.....
  6. OH MY GOSH!!!! YODA CAN FART TOO?!?!?
  7. becuz when the mantis is in.... you cant even put yr hand in to aquascape... no aquascape... no coral... no reef..... then also mantis has a tendency to 'renovate'... so.... no corals again.... and www.liveaquaria.com also say not reef-safe...
  8. bro.... post 2 subj also wrong sub forum.... anyway possible for u to set up that way.... the find y pipes at hai cheong.... if i not wrong... quite difficult to get.... or not can use T pipe... then use bigger pump to compensate for head loss lohz....
  9. but outlook of car still not as fantastic as inside.... looks like a covered up pickup..... er... for the east coast car park.... my fren got the perfect weapon for it!!! a mecredez benz vito with a queen size mattress behind.... with the required amenities all in reach.... that one is really .... i see also blur.....
  10. yr experience has proved to be very confusing.... basically.... yr balls and chips are debris free because yr wool doing all the job of mechinal filteration.... yr balls and chips... theortically is there for bacteria to thrive..... lastly.... layer of grade 1 sand.... how does water filter thru this layer of grade 1 sand???? run thru.... or run over??? that one very important.... a picture pls....
  11. I AM DRIFTING OFF TOPIC.... juz wanna find out.... and forgot the PM feature at that moment.... can????
  12. at the temperature that MH is giving out.... i think yr acrylic will nua in no time!!!!! the whole thing will be soft.... can u remember yr technical in sec school???? we use heater to soften and bend acrylic??? if u wanna cover yr MH light.... as in side and top.... go for metal cover.... if u wanna shield the UV frm bottom... like Mr. Ervine say.... use UV glass...
  13. *jumps up and down and waves me fanatically* pick me... pick me... i got good, juicy bait to offer.... *points at diabolus*
  14. Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel; it had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet. The mother fainted
  15. to the people who really tried......
  16. 1) thou shalt not listen to some lfs who give crap advise 2) thou shalt not itchy hand and put so many livestock at once 3) thou shalt be patient in water cycling 4) thou shalt read and read before starting the hobby 5) thou shalt count your money before starting the hobby 6) thou shalt listen to advise given by experienced members 7) thou shalt think of what livestock to keep before buying 8) thou shalt not happily put copper solution in the tank 9) thou shalt buy the biggest tank and skimmer can afford 10) THOU SHALT NOT CALL THE FELLA NEMO, its a clownfish. read the bible more carefully....
  17. understand the space constraint part... but seriously...as a beginner... nano is a nono...... see u can put in on yr study table... with a much bigger sump at the bottom of the table??? key here is to increase yr water volume....
  18. such a politcally correct answer.... hahahaha.... no offense bro..... good shops.... er..... so many..... but got even more bad shops... personally... i frequent Paradiz Reef, Marine Life..... thats all....
  19. Mr Tay, think u got more reading to do..... spend a day or 2 browsing thru the whole forum...... u will get what u are looking for...
  20. like to clarify a few things.... jaslyn.... char bor or tar paw??? we already have a jaslin who is a chio bu...... me now recruiting members of Sisterhood of the SRC..... and i am obviously the chairwoman of this sisterhood... why u ask me need to specify gender.... got difference one... if u tar paw.... u get nothing less but quality advise frm us all.... if u char bor.... u get nothing less but better quality advise from us all, alot of volunteers going to yr house to help u setup.... and of course the unavoidable buayas..... then also hor..... think u gotta relook at yr setup...er.... think other ppl covered that already.... then hor.... then hor..... er..... alamak.... all the rest already cover.....
  21. biggest mistake of them all.... starting the hobby..... seriously.... biggest mistake is not listening my advice..... waitamin.... or is it listening to me...... ai yah..... mistake the a checkpoint in yr journey of learning.... so the more mistakes u make.... lagi the better.... the more u will learn..... so lets go all out and make mistakes!!!!!! *takes out copper powder and creeps to diabolus mantis tank*
  22. alamak.... ex... civil servant lah!!! heehee.... national service nia..... now me part of the very private very limited industry....
  23. ONE POINT DARES - Run one lap around the office at top speed. - Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the bathroom at the time). - Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. - Call someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye." - To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears. - Walk sideways to the photocopier. - While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open. - Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. - Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN." - Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. - Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." - Dont use any punctuation THREE POINT DARES - Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers. - Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it.” - Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice). - Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight). - Shout random numbers while someone is counting. - Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. FIVE POINT DARES - At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself). - Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times. - For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob.” - While an officemate is out, move their chair into the elevator. - Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?" - Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now.” - Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it.” - Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go. - Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk. - Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist. - During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door. ================================================= will come out with another set for our weekly gatherings.... can exchange points for booze!!!!!
  24. With 3 easy payments for 49.99.... i can even deliver it to you in the U S of A!!! gimme a min to go home, cut, scan, convert and paste for u...... or at least when i get home tonight after blufffing a few gers at MS...
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