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that is quite a sexist statement.... but then again..... (no comment) heeheehe.e... what DIY??? no lah..... nv good at that stuff.... only DIY myself.... cuz too ugly.... no gers wants me..... but i like woonming....
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yes.... i am in guam... right now.... FINALLY!!!! SOMEONE GOT IT RIGHT!!!! call me bro.... not sis.....
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i really do not know why i bother... probably a publicity stunt.... how many of u here drive in countries with the other side driving, i.e. greatest country of the free world aka USA or germany??? i was driving yday... then i turn on the wrong side of the road.... and faced alot of head lights... heng... guam is still quite a slow place.. so not so bad... no horning... just one jap tourist come jump in front of my car and cross his arms telling me wrong side of the road.... oh well.... i will go strip-club-hopping again tonight to console myself...
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Sharing some pics of my 1yr old tank..
mUAr_cHEe replied to chanbi's topic in SPS and Advanced Reefkeepers Forum
is yours the i-tak built by ian?? -
sis.... please change yr avatar.... i think this is the worst one ever....
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Is there a formula to calculate sump size?
mUAr_cHEe replied to Fuzz's topic in General Reefkeeping_
how about: ( biggest size possible for your sump / smallest size possible for your sump ) X (Tank size / 3.5) X $$$ available for you to blow on ?? -
get a straw..... and start blowing.... no no no no... seriously... bascially... the bigger the clearer the water.... its your personal decision to decide between money and power between lesser money and lesser power... its a delicate balance and something u gotta decide on your own....
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are u trying to get a hump out of me..... well.... its working....
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What, who inspired u to start Marine Tank?
mUAr_cHEe replied to kraziworm83's topic in General Reefkeeping_
too much money... then i bought, drove, and got sick of all the super cars available in Singapore, subsequently tried all the chickens at geylang, desker, joo chiat, then all the gers in all the sleezy KTVs, then all the sleezy massage palours, then decided to dump it all the stock market and hope to loose it all, but i gained it back all ten-fold!!!!!! then i found out about marine... the black-hole of money...... so now... my bank account quite balanced... managed to spend all the excess money with the amount of fishes and corals i have to buy to keep my tank look nice... ok ok ok.... yes it will kill me if i say "Finding Nemo too" -
Hi Samier, my name is mUAr_cHEe and i am from Singapore, but I am in Guam right now. It has been about 2 years in marine for me. I belong to a forum in my country which is called SRC. i also hope to learn plenty from u. FKadir is AlfaRomeo in this forum. The Key about refugium is that you got to have alot of macroalgae, i guess?? if talking about DSB... u gotta have a wide surface area... with water flowing slowly over it.... thats the key.... and maybe some Porous LRs so that pods can grow??? can't help u much with dazs t5 lighting. But I endorse Aquaz.
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ok.... for one... can see u got those off the shell plastic curve front tank thingies... not too bad a choice... but u could have done better by going for a more standard tank... 2 feet length... easier to work with your equipment... especially lightings... my advise is... try to make your system bigger... go for sump... better skimmer... u can stock more this way..... better to go for better equipment then resist the urge to overrstock the tank.... i always felt it is easier to make a bigger system than to fight the urge to buy more fishes or corals....
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one fish dies everyday since monday
mUAr_cHEe replied to dreamer_331's topic in Disease treatment/parasite/pest control
oh boy..... here we go again...... are these warrenty people mantaining your tank still even after they set up for u? who are these people??? i hope not some shop in IMM... -
i wouldn't take credit for the brick bats and comments... they are not mine.... they are all in the mail.... i am not that funny... i am just horny and gayish... thats all....
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wad are brick bats?
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DEMOTE ME SOMEMORE!!!!! I AM A SIR!!!! GIMME 20 MORE....
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Another thing i got off my mail..... If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.) T he male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates ###### by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig. Can you imagine??) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....................) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have ###### for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
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i prefer the term "Sista!" more cool to say "Jie-Mei men", rather than "Gay-lo men!"
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argh..... and i am here in Guam!!!!!!! its okay... i will just console myself when i go to strip club/joint hopping tonight... (and all i can do is bar-hopping, club-hopping or pub-hopping in sillypore... )
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.com lah...... which part u do not understand???
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Dear Family and Friends, I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your darn stinkin chain letters over the past few years. Yes, thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of what's left of my heart for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of your concern... I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer drink Pepsi or DR Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the rat feces and urine. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I no longer use margarine because it's one molecule away from being plastic. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually AlQaeda in disguise. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, USA, and Uzbekistan. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer date the opposite ###### because they will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. (Geez, the BIBLE did not mention it works that way!) I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time). I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. Yes, I want to thank all of you soooooooo much for looking out for me! I will now return the favor. If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60 seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will crap on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your armpits. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's 8th husband's 2nd cousin's 3rd husband's ex-wife's mother's beautician!
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How to ward off wave after wave of bad luck??
mUAr_cHEe replied to ervine's topic in General Reefkeeping_
just the last part will do..... its not me lah... its a mystical shaman who wears a tiki mask and gives good luck to everyone, the shaman also likes to service the community and give back the world what the world has given him.... the money is just a token of appreciation... the more you appreciate, the more generous you should be... -
i wouldnt really want to comment on the political crap.... but i always didn't like media ppl..... locally.... media is speculated to be sort of a tool by the gahmen... then again... alot of speculations and rumours going around.... never ends...... why chee can get interviewed..... becuz media always like good stories...... we take the recent michelle wie case...... the sports illustrated journalist saw michelle wie's mistake... but did not point it out untill after the game is over and score cards are signed... any good person could have just pointed out the mistake to michelle on the spot out of good faith.... but no....... he only make a big ruckus after everything is over... why??? would a disqualification for a professional's debut match or a 2-stroke penalty for a professional's debut match be a better story??? which story you think will generate more income for the publications???
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How to ward off wave after wave of bad luck??
mUAr_cHEe replied to ervine's topic in General Reefkeeping_
is she still as sway??? -
How to ward off wave after wave of bad luck??
mUAr_cHEe replied to ervine's topic in General Reefkeeping_
i have tried, this way. it really works!!!! transfer some money in this account. 172 - 26389 - 0 the more money, you transfer the better your luck will be..... just ignore the "mUAr_cHEe" name that come tagged with the account.... i assure you, it is not me... it is the good luck fairy. she will grant you luck depending on your generousity. -
H&S 110-F2000 vs Macro KS 100
mUAr_cHEe replied to blackpuma's topic in New to the Marine Aquaria Hobby
H & S stands for HOU-SAY & SWEE!!!!!!! H & S and macro comparison is like comparing a V12 and a 3 cylinder..... okokok.. maybe not a V12.... V6 loh....