The Cork
Two NSmen are in a locker room taking a shower after their
gym exercises, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in
his butt.
"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks
very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot," lamented the first NSman. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The NSman says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped
over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in funny attire came boiling out.
He said, "I am the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No shit?"