yellowtang

Thank you Boss, but no. I am oredi a winner through the help of fellow reefers to manage Ms Bell. Moreover, i will close this thread on Sunday and concentrate my trading next week. Oredi missed some $$$$ making opportunities last week. I might open a new thread on KH, which i feel is very difficult to control but yet very vital in the success of SPS keeping. Cheers n a good weekend!

sorry all, wrong pic. Seems to have some trouble with my posts. Let me consult the boss. sorry mike

POW in sump

I started this thread looking at the problem in a lighter and hopefully on the sunny side. I was a fan of Mad Magazine,thats why. Alfred E .Neuman think alike. But the contributions are all serious and this thread covers at least 8 effective ways. Reefers facing similiar problems need to look no further. Its all covered here. Ms Bell will be transferred to CoolGuy tomolo, to join other Angels in his Heavenly tank. Angel keepers are Cool. For the record, do you think I will seriously harm Ms Bell ? I have said i wouldnt hurt a fly. I am a gentle reefer. Latter postings will be more pics and less words.. Now charging bat. Remember the thread close on Sunday... Cheers..

Ms Bell was caught off guard. First, it was about 2 hours from her normal feeding time. She was anticipating food. Second,the trap was at her usual feeding place. She let her guard down. Third, she had seen the beta box for the last 3 feeding times, it was a food tray not a food trap. I used a small beta box with an opening on one side. I held it with the opening slightly facing upwards. With a light wrist movement, the opening would face higher up, making it impossible for her to escape. I put in a mysis cube and held on to the box. Soon she ventured forward a few times. Finally 1 " inside. i tilted the box swiftly. The momentum pushes her in. She was trapped. It pays to be cool. Thank you again, Reefer CoolGuy. Nextpage..

Greetings, reefer friends. Bleus was caught. No duff. She was caught yesterday at 2000hrs, 1.5 hours after the usual feeding time. With this, i would end in a more serious note. They are many things that can be shared here and all plans/methods are contributed by commanders/reefers. They are all effective and can be used for any reefer with similiar problem. Thank you for your participation and above all, the contributions. I will let all know how i did it, and post some pics. The thread will end by Sunday. Thank you. **Ms Bell is in the sump, under POW terms. cheers

Nice reef tank, Wil. You are natural like Dr Ang. Once you are more settle down with your new Gem Baby Girl,your reef beauty would be intensified up again. Just spotted your pics posting today. Excellent SPS. Take care man! rgds,

Excellent !!! Instead of reading Sun Tzu, i read Confucius. Now i know whats wrong. Thanks for straightening my path. Now i see the light... Hope its not the light of incoming MRT train. cheers

More confusion now. I am trying to remove Ms Bell and now you ask me to remove the acans. Really, its not your fault. I am a wounded soldier, mentally defeated. I just woke up thinking I am Ms Bell dreaming i am a reefer.Does it confuse you ? Haha.. cheers

White flag to you. Can never outgun Commander Kueytoc. Carry on, take your weapon out and shoot the lizard at the ceillig. Shoot not spit, please. cheers Yes commander. Will do that on weekends. Sorry to hear that. will send ms Bell to you if i can catch it. Cool, bro. cumming soon..ohh... Roger Niner Niner.. Commander Eniram, please standby next week for final push..yo yo dont you thrust your pervis now.. thats not whay i mean when i said final push..

They were enjoying henry's gourmet at the bottom. I had dropped it while tilting the box. and i was foolishly holding the box with no bait inside. My back ache. My ego plunged. It was self destruction. Caught ! I was caught with my pants down. Another victory for ms Bell. i bowed my head and walked away from the tank. The Queen was now playing : 'Another one bits the dust.. ' From the corner of my eyes, i could see Ms Bell smile. cheers. **To those reefers who congratuated me earlier : I did not say Ms Bell was caught. It was me who was caught. Morale : Dont jump the guns . **

The night raid ( Plan 7 ) was called off. This was due to the well executed improved dry run of Plan 1, held earlier. I was ###### sure that I could use this method again in the morning and settle the score once and for all. Came this morning, I stepped out of the room, to the music by Queen. Freddy Mercury blasting : " we are the champions- my friends, And we keep on fighting till the end. we are the Champions, no time for losers, we are the Champions..." Every step I made is an inch closer to total Victory. Annihilation of the enemy. Even my fart smelt good. It cant be wrong I faced the arrogant but fearless ms Bell. She turned her back on me, lifted it up to show a piece of shitt at me. This is 10X worse than being shown a middle finger. what a display of immatured dissent. This has to be the last straw. Quickly i took position. Put in a frozen piece of Henry gourmet into the beta box.Bent my back and put the trap down. Enemies swam towards and circled the box, very like sharks going for the kill. I decided to tilt the box to ensure better final execution. I stayed at this position for a good 20 mins. Then I noticed the enemies were no where to be seen. Have they mastered the guerrilla hit and run technique ? Than I realised they were at the right bottom of the tank. To be continued...

Caught...details to file later rgds,

Gentlemen Reefers and fellow Commanders, good news. 30 minutes ago, I decided to practise the strategy warfare : WHAM in Plan 1. Winning Hearts And Minds . I held the beta box and promote fine dining in the box. Soon enemy and her gang were all over the resturant. I added more food : lobster, prawns and sharkfin. Also pieces of birdnest corals for good measure and an endorsed indication of my sincerity. They were all happiily feasting. I have won their hearts and minds. They trusted me. Enemy No 1 even ventured about 1 inch into the box. I resisted the attempt to tilt the box. Everything was consumed in a few minutes. i will attempt the same plan later in the evening. But this time, its no dry run. Haha.. I will use henry's gourmet to serve them. This might be it....the end of the devil regime in the tank.. cheers

Aiyoh, you always like tat. So chim. When the mind is not into that, whatever squeeze gentle or hard will not achieve the ultimatum. No fireworks ! How to ? Enemy is still lurking around. Alert, Commander kueytoc and report to base immediately. No more unnecessary speculation for your own fantasy and climactical excitement, resulting in wastage of proteins and glue.Thats an order! Commander Kueytoc, you are to be on stand by underwear everyhour, until Duty officer is satisfied that you are rehabitated and cured of the deadly psycho disease. Additional problem...sigh...

Apology. Forgot to give credit to Commander reefer Underwater for his contribution to plan 7. Contingency Plan 8, which the Public detest. One of extreme cruel and painful. The fish hook plan. Led by 3 Commanders of Boat Company; Reefers gp2700,Sunny03 and Raiden. Their motto : 1 hook,1 kill. Hope I dont need plan 8, or else even my daughter will join the anti war campaign. By tomolo morning, i hope to wake up with the song by John Lennon :" The war is over ( merry X'mas ). My fav Xmas song. bye bye for now....really...

Commander snowman, read your ops order a second time and realised that the key word is wriggling. Fish or men will go soft in the legs and hard somewhere when faced with a attractive wriggling bait. You just fired up my imagnation. Thank you, GSO. cheers

Super refined idea from snowman. i will improvised Plan 1 from your clever strategy. Live food, which fish can resist? Thank you, Thank you.. Wednesday ? I hope by that time Ms Bell is in Alcatraz Prison. Still i welcome you! cheers

you are a funny guy, Wil. Ok, no more babe pics. Its mainly for ah siang. Maybe next week, call you out for lunch. i like the duck rice, opposite OCBC. Will check on ced too. Know any other reefers working around DBS/PWC Bld, UOB Twin Towers,OUB center ? rgds, ** Now with the new baby policy, its soo good to have more babies.. leave, $$incentives..etc..**

I should say " only a virgin can get the devil out from you " hahaha..

Plan 5.Reefer BFG / 1st Combat Engineers, supported reefer Eniram / 1st Arty Bat. Drain off the water ( BFG ) by combat engrs, corner the enemy and bring her down by arty fire / speargun( Eniram ). Plan 6. Reefer digibee /Ist Armour Bat.Heavy Bombardment, flatten at least 70% of the live rock then capture the enemy. Take the chance to rescape, in short occupy the conquered land and start a new settlement. Another West Bank strategy ? Plan 7.Reefer LemonLemon / Comm HQ, supported by Reefer ISKay, 1St Support Bat / night snipper. Coordinated Night Air Attack. Full Blast. MH, T5 LED etc... Shock and Suprise are the key elements.Jam enemy's comms line. Enemy is in a daze, and will be finished off with night vision goggled snippers. There you go, all 7 plans, all contributed by fellow reefers. I will execute Plan 7 tonite. 0300hrs first strike. stay tune. cheers

like that can boh ?

Battle Plan Briefing. Classified. Division in scale, supported by various reefers in different formations. I might use 1 plan at a time or a combination of plans to achieve total victory. Plan 1.( Reefer CoolGuy ) : Put food in beta box, lure her in, all the while keeping cool, and once in, full fire order. In short, Ambush strategy. Commandos. Red Beret. Plan 2. ( Reefer Kueytoc ) Put in a virile male Bellus, promotes overdrived sex, till she willingly surrenders to escape from the sex maniac. S3 job. Plan 3. ( Reefer Ah Siang ). Feed her with a large dounut and bait her with a virgin. Sounds cranky but its a psychological warfare and who knows better this than Commander Ah Siang from 1ST Psyo HQ . Plan 4. ( Reefer Onizuka ). Starve ms bell, and gently use a wave maker to push her into the beta box. In short, cut her food logistics the go for the kill. Commander Oni from 1st Jap Infantry. to be continue...

Good Morning, reefers bros. I woke up this morning to Barry Manilow 's " cant smile without you ". Reefer GC taught me to be 'COOL", in order to execute the hardware plan of capturing ms bell successful. . You see i m actually smiling. I luv you, ms bell...err..not yet. i went to the tank. I smiled to ms Bell even as she flashed the V sign from her tail, adding insult to my injury. Gross mockery. Never mind, I smiled again..i was filled with peace..at least from the top part of my body. My hands were in my pocket, squeezing hard on " you know what ". I am a Hokkien, and when Hokkiens are frustrated, they squeeze their LumP.. I retreated..evey step is a pain. Humilliation... Still i maintained my cool but hands in pocket squeezing harder.. I went to the room..change the music..hard rock lyrics.." got to be a warrior..slave i couldnt be..". Yes, all pumped up. Barry Manilo is too soft. Adrenalin overflowed. With ###### like strength, i reviewed and improved my latest battle plan.....a plan contributed by reefers.. I will roll out this plan in a little while.. SAF trained cheers