*Men's Pearls of Wisdom*
*1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big penis or a good memory. I don't
remember what I chose.*
*2. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.*
*3. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'*
*4. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop',
unless they are used together.*
*5. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.*
*6. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try
Weakly.*
*7. Virginity can be cured.*
*8. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.*
*9. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better
have a good hand.*
*10. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
*11.Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.*
*12. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.*
*13. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole
and she was happy with the Thing......*
*14. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man*s life? A: Life sucks, job sucks,
and the wife doesn't.*
*15. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.*
*16. Despite the old saying, ' Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep
with their wives!!*
Cheers