d88p
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a ah beng who doesnt know how to order drink
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i rather use salt n water mix
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THE GUIDE TO WIFE TRANSLATIONS The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: Do what you want The wife means: You'll pay for this later The wife says: We need to talk The wife means: I need to complain The wife says: Sure... go ahead The wife means: I don't want you to The wife says: I'n not upset The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron The wife says: You're ... so manly The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights The wife means: I have flabby thighs. The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient The wife means: I want a new house. The wife says: I want new curtains. The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper! The wife says: I need wedding shoes. The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white. The wife says: Hang the picture there The wife means: No, I mean hang it there! The wife says: I heard a noise The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep. The wife says: Do you love me? The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive. The wife says: How much do you love me? The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like. The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute. The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap. The wife says: Am I fat? The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful. The wife says: You have to learn to communicate. The wife means: Just agree with me. The wife says: Are you listening to me? The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.] The wife says: Yes The wife means: No The wife says: No The wife means: No The wife says: Maybe The wife means: No The wife says: I'm sorry The wife means: You'll be sorry The wife says: Do you like this recipe? The wife means: You better get used to it The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place. The wife says: Was that the baby? The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him The wife says: I'm not yelling! The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important! In answer to the question "What's wrong?" The wife says: The same old thing. The wife means: Nothing. The wife says: Nothing. The wife means: Everything. The wife says: Nothing, really. The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot. The wife says: I don't want to talk about it. The wife means: I'm still building up steam.
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A VERY shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone at the bar counter. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively: 'Um, would you mind if I brought you a drink?' She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs: 'No, I won't sleep with you tonight!' Everyone in the pub is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and slinks back to his table totally red-faced. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says: 'I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. ''You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.' The man responds, at the top of his lungs: 'No, I will not pay $200!'
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totally agree
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Reef n Nature at Farmway 1 is the one next to mainland?
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the lens gets darker according to the heat and UV rays. In singapore, it wont be as black as sunglasses. In countries like aussie, oh boy it got so dark.
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what about the 2 shops before ahbeng's lot
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orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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the waiting time is a dangerous period
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how come? thought i saw it at some LFS before
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it was much taller than me.... took that pic when i was in bangkok last year.
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there were a few more jellyfish tanks on display, but my digicam's battery went flat. Forgot to charge it the night before.
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newbie arma......then next time if got interesting pictures can share with you guys.
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so desu ne, then what about the one in front of it, the husband & wife team?
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is it the shop next the arrowana store?