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d88p

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  1. a ah beng who doesnt know how to order drink
  2. THE GUIDE TO WIFE TRANSLATIONS The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: Do what you want The wife means: You'll pay for this later The wife says: We need to talk The wife means: I need to complain The wife says: Sure... go ahead The wife means: I don't want you to The wife says: I'n not upset The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron The wife says: You're ... so manly The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights The wife means: I have flabby thighs. The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient The wife means: I want a new house. The wife says: I want new curtains. The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper! The wife says: I need wedding shoes. The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white. The wife says: Hang the picture there The wife means: No, I mean hang it there! The wife says: I heard a noise The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep. The wife says: Do you love me? The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive. The wife says: How much do you love me? The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like. The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute. The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap. The wife says: Am I fat? The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful. The wife says: You have to learn to communicate. The wife means: Just agree with me. The wife says: Are you listening to me? The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.] The wife says: Yes The wife means: No The wife says: No The wife means: No The wife says: Maybe The wife means: No The wife says: I'm sorry The wife means: You'll be sorry The wife says: Do you like this recipe? The wife means: You better get used to it The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place. The wife says: Was that the baby? The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him The wife says: I'm not yelling! The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important! In answer to the question "What's wrong?" The wife says: The same old thing. The wife means: Nothing. The wife says: Nothing. The wife means: Everything. The wife says: Nothing, really. The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot. The wife says: I don't want to talk about it. The wife means: I'm still building up steam.
  3. A VERY shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone at the bar counter. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively: 'Um, would you mind if I brought you a drink?' She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs: 'No, I won't sleep with you tonight!' Everyone in the pub is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and slinks back to his table totally red-faced. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says: 'I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. ''You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.' The man responds, at the top of his lungs: 'No, I will not pay $200!'
  4. Reef n Nature at Farmway 1 is the one next to mainland?
  5. the lens gets darker according to the heat and UV rays. In singapore, it wont be as black as sunglasses. In countries like aussie, oh boy it got so dark.
  6. they kinda remind me of
  7. what about the 2 shops before ahbeng's lot
  8. the waiting time is a dangerous period
  9. how come? thought i saw it at some LFS before
  10. it was much taller than me.... took that pic when i was in bangkok last year.
  11. there were a few more jellyfish tanks on display, but my digicam's battery went flat. Forgot to charge it the night before.
  12. save the best for last .... another jelly fish tank
  13. another jelly fish tank
  14. another jelly fish tank........
  15. This was taken when i went to melbourne aquarium a few months ago
  16. newbie arma......then next time if got interesting pictures can share with you guys.
  17. so desu ne, then what about the one in front of it, the husband & wife team?
  18. is it the shop next the arrowana store?
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