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Ah beng to a long-distance telephone operator: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS?" Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..." Ah beng: "THANK YOU," AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.

In an English class: Teacher: "Class, do you know the meaning of parents?" Ah Beng: "Yes, teacher, it means father and mother" Teacher: "Good. Can you give me an example?" Ah Beng: "Sure. Cowboy's parents means cowboy's father and mother. Also can say Cowboy's father is Cow Pay & Cowboy's mother is Cow Boo. So together we say Cow Pay Cow Boo (KPKB)" The teacher fainted.

Ah Beng took part in the Singapore Manhunt Competition. During the Q&A segment, the host asks, "Name a drink that begins with the letter 'G'." The crowd shouts,"Gin! Gin!". Others exclaim, "No, its Grape Juice!" Another smart aleck yells, "Alamak, Gatorade!" Host : "Quiet please." Ah Beng laughs hysterically like a hyena before replying, "C'mon man, you think I need their help? I got more oliginal answer: Gu ni !" (cow milk in hokkien)

like pow pow char

they behave abit like anemonies

the chillier is chilling you up

heard about this along time ago........ if its really so, i dont see the govt stopping ppl from importing/exporting confusious says "great tasting food are the most fattening and unhealthty"

white rabbit white rabbit hehehe

i have grown sideways after eating so much fast food

wat a invention

ha ha ha....... the ananami in my 3ft tank has been taking a tour again

ahhh yes, i regretted getting small LRs...... transfered them over to the 2ft tank

oh yah mannn

the biggest jelly fish i ever saw was at raffles marina's many years ago. (Went fishing there that time) it was about the size of a spare tire

kewl!

why not public relations?

farm mart theres a shop, next to the live seafood store

reminds me of a starfish in fast motion

darnnnnnnm

hiakkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

interesting idea to scare ppl away

whos not a predator in our own world hehehe

kewl siah, never seen anything like this before..... respect the owner mannn

taken off from another forum