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  1. Selling a Japan Kotobuki 3ft Curve tank with dymax NO T5 lighting @$55 fixed Area Serangoon North ... interested pls pm or sms mi at 90237709 Andy
  2. Selling a Kotobuki 3ft Curve tank with dymax T5 lighting @$55 fixed and also selling a eheim 2213 cannister @ $40 interested party pls call or sms mi at 90237709 Andy thanks ....
  3. Cheap & cute cute hamster upzzz for your sales...
  4. I have only $120 left for this month... Please do pm mi if u r selling at this price... thanks...
  5. hi bro, i interested, pls call 9023-7709 or sms to me, i will collect it today
  6. Selling a 3FT tank plus Dymax 4ply Cannister @ $35.. Interested please SMS mi at 90237709 thanks...
  7. Have a good laugh to start your day..... TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? MUTHU : "HIJKLMNO! "!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? MUTHU : Yesterday you said it's H to O ! -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : MUTHU, go to the map and find North America. MUTHU : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : MUTHU! -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : MUTHU, how do you spell "crocodile"? MUTHU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong MUTHU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : MUTHU, give me a sentence starting with "I". MUTHU : I is... TEACHER : No, MUTHU. Always say, "I am." MUTHU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?" MUTHU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" MUTHU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?" -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- MUTHU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? MUTHU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! MUTHU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home. -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : Now, MUTHU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? MUTHU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : MUTHU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ? MUTHU: No, teacher, it's the same dog ! -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? MUTHU: A teacher
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