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  1. the one used to be planted then to marine FOWLR. No time to maintence so no choice have to let it go.
  2. This is the other tank that I am clearing not the main tank.
  3. Have a 1-1/2 year old 5 x 2 x 2 cabinet tank for sale. S$500 exclude transport. Arrange your own transport Tank using 10mm glass No sump (taken by another reefer already) No overflow Black colour cabinet pm me if keen. viewing at JW
  4. > >> Nice Poem written by wife to husband. > >> I wrote your name on sand it got washed. > >> I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then I wrote your name > >> on my heart & i got Heart Attack. > >> > >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ > >> God saw me hungry, he created pizza . > >> He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi . > >> He saw me in dark, he created light . > >> He saw me without problems, he created YOU. > >> > >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > >> Twinkle Twinkle little star > >> You should know what you are > >> And once you know what you are > >> Mental hospital is not so far. > >> > >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > >> The rain makes all things beautiful. > >> The grass and flowers too. > >> If rain makes all things beautiful > >> why doesn't it rain on you? > >> > >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > >> Roses are red, Violets are blue > >> monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. > >> Don't feel so angry you will find me there too not in cage but > >> laughing at you. > >> > >> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > >> When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from > >> darkness and if after you pray and you are still in darkness, > >> please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL ! > >>
  5. This is interesting.... This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... And for those who are turning 30, And for those who are scared of moving into their 30's... AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!... This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, She doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, What she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her, Or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera, Or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, If they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend Because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends Because she knows her friends won't betray her. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know. A woman over 30 in age looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, A woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, Paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with Some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, Just to get a little sausage
  6. A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Reached Date: 16 May 2002 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
  7. ML shipment from Phillippine and Hawaii arrived..... 15 ATs 6 Chevrons Lemon peel Hybrid Lemon peel Blue Throat Trigger Lots of inverts Exotic Sea Squirts Goose Scorpion fish Stone fish Abalone Star fish Alot Gobies etc Regards
  8. ML arrived Sri Lanka shipment powder blue cleaner shrimp blood shrimp blue eye and carberry anthias scorpion blenny clown wrasse cleaner wrasses
  9. ML Hawaii shipment arrived.... chevron, yellow tang, red tail tamarin wrasses, multi colour angel, flame angel, fornasini cowfish
  10. Did the price drop that much When i got the set new was $250!! Ok , since i cannot sell it off , might consider it for a fowlr tank ! Thanks ..
  11. Great Come back Lines from Quick Witted Woman! He said "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." She said "You wear pants don't you?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He said "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said "That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow. >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q. Why ar e married women heavier than single women? A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." The man says: "But, God, why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
  12. So far we have been using loctite brand super glue gel.
  13. I got the glue gel at IMM Home Fix DIY shop. So believe others Home Fix DIY shop around Singapore should carry them as well.
  14. BRAIN TUMOR Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain! MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! WHILE IN A DRUG STORE Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet! QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE Friend: What are you looking at? Mr. Bean: I know your PIN number. Hee, hee! Friend: Alright, what is my PIN number if you saw it? Mr. Bean: Four asterisks! MARRIAGE Friend: How many women do you believe a man must marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because the priest says "4" richer, "4" poorer, "4" better and "4" worse. MOM Mr. Bean: (crying) The doctor called, "Mom's dead". Friend: Condolence, my friend. After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder Friend: What now? Mr. Bean: My sister just called, her mom died too! MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hours because of a power failure. Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too. I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours. SPELLING LESSON Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of 'successful' ... Is it one 'c' or two 'c's? Mr. Bean: Make it three 'c's to be sure!
  15. My Student asked me this O' Level Maths Question, please help me to solve : IF 1 = 5 2 = 25 3 = 125 4 = 625 5 = ? Scroll down for Answer . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The answer is 1 Remember the first line? 1=5 ? Are you thinking too much?
  16. Ricordeas at ML arrived today!!! Alot of of nice colours, blue, yellow, big fire orange colours and more
  17. An English professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All of the males in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing." All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
  18. A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door. "Is there a problem Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving." The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?" "I'm sorry, I can't do that." The policeman says, "Why not?" "I stole this car." The officer says, "Stole it?" The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner." At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?" "She's in the boot if you want to see." The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!" The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem sir?" "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner." "Murdered the owner?" The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?" The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot. The officer says, "Is this your car sir?" The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers. The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license." The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner." The man replies, "I bet you, the lying bastard told you I was speeding too!" .. ...
  19. If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ---------------------------------------------------- I was born intelligent,education ruined me. ---------------------------------------------------- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say.......... ---------------------------------------------------- If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for? ---------------------------------------------------- Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ---------------------------------------------------- Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa. ---------------------------------------------------- Save water. Shower with your girl friend. ---------------------------------------------------- Love the neighbour. But don't get caught. ---------------------------------------------------- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ---------------------------------------------------- Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ---------------------------------------------------- Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop ---------------------------------------------------- Children in backseats cause accidents accidents in backseats cause children ---------------------------------------------------- "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep ---------------------------------------------------- There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning ---------------------------------------------------- "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk ---------------------------------------------------- "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours ! ----------------------------------------------------
  20. A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. Do you need some help? I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door un-locker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenient store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. You don't?" "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The paragraph above doesn't amaze me because of what happened a couple of months ago. I was checking out at the local Foodland with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "Dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "Divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code, she asked me "Do you know how much this is?", and I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today. " She said "OK" and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue what had just happened..... > CONCLUSION: Life is tough...... It's tougher if you're stupid.
  21. Thanks but we (I mean the seahorse family.... ) are not pros too...... Still learning and sharing info with you guys DB, Half of the gadgets totally clueless?? Ya i also clueless
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