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bro, how much u selling yr waste collector?

upz for myself

want to buy waste collector, anyone selling ??

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yup, at the bus interchange/hawker ... go to the end of the hawker ..

looking for a RIO 26HF urgently ..... anyone have a spare one to let go ??

replied your PM liao ..

bro, i might need to get some from you.. have you delivered to bro iantoh yet ??

UPZ

nobody selling ah?? im looking for a Rio HF 20 or 26 ...

UPZ for myself

Hi all, im looking for a Rio HF 20. anyone willing to sell theirs, please pm me .... thx

can try going to the tailor shops at the end of the Habourfront interchange. their charges are quite reasonable ...

u no work, i got work leh .....

lai lai, i gave u my Zoos and starfish ....

aahhh... !! dont PM me for the price of the tank... i only help the threadstarter to resize......

resized

hhmmm... havent heard of anyone fragging a piece of bubble coral yet. but if it is the branch type, then yes it can be frag ..

wah... nice and cheap hard to find leh.....

oei, arent you suppose to be at work ?

yo acidjazz, previously you have a waste collector for sale. is it sold yet? if not, what is the price you are looking at?? PM me

nice specimen ......... UPZ for ya

bro, UPZ your sales

bros, not to offend anyone but pls stop all this shooting at the thread starter.... this bro is just trying to sell a chiller ...if you are interested and comfortable with the price and condition, just buy ... if not interested, just read and leave the thread alone..... its just a buy and sell thread ........