There is a new virus around!!! It is called 'work'. If you receive 'work',
from your colleagues or boss via e-mail, do not touch it under any
circumstances!
This virus completely wipes out your private life and your will to live.
If you should come into contact with 'work' put on your jacket and take two
good friends to the nearest pub. Order three beers/wines and after
repeating the process 14 times, you will find that 'work' has been
completely deleted from your brain. Tell this warning immediately to at
least 5 friends. Should you realise that you do not have 5 friends, this
means that you are already infected by this virus and 'work' already
controls your whole life.