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can i hazard a guess? TEN WIFEYS ... ??? btw, bro PATRICK, when EVER a king needs to marry someone's wife ... only cheapskate like king david ... we don't do other people's wives ... zero challenge ... later they ride on you and cane then you know ... neber know how to write the word DIE. try 18 to 23 .... hardest and bestest ... lizard

wow sounds as if i owe you a living ... man ... sigh ... so slow ... so ancient ... how come you still can get gals .... don't believe myself ... valentino ... ha lizard

yeo Patrick, why are you so free arh? i see you almost every damned hour on the net ... don't need to work is it? better go and pick some crashed cans, otherwise your wifey here is real angry ... lizard

now we finally get into the real things ... religion you say ... you mean by declaring i am in what-what religion ... i can have more wives? that's nice. i am a hindu ... lizard

hi bro stabilo, nice ... you are improving ... you realised your limitations ... maybe i hope that it is also time for you to soar ... it is only when you feel inadequate that you grow stronger ... rather than whine ... a king in the making ... good job ... bestest luck .... bro lizard

actually NEOKN that naughty boy almost did ... in bugis ... hahahahahahhaha ... i was damn lucky man .... otherwise deader than dead ...

hi bro zehuan, i love sweeping statements ... but, just for fun ... i will prove to you that i have figured it out ... let me try: although kiyosaki is good, he made a fundamental mistake. he collapsed time and money into one factor ... let's see ... employed: obviously you have no money. that's why you exchanged your time for money to live. self-employed: no difference. except you can't be sacked. you are the centre of the universe, i.e., without you, the business dies. hahahahahahahahaha ... feeling important? i felt shitty really ... owned business: you have become efficient, i.e., you employed others' time so that you can exchange their time for money and you take a cut of that money. but, you still exchange your time for money as you need to mind the business. sometimes you do feel tired and what you did is to take a break, go on expensive holidays and so on. but you have to come back and mind the business. during your absence, some part of the business will go a bit hay-wired. you can classify yourself as a super-duper self-employed. other self-employed is paid $5 per hour, yours is say $1000 per hour, that's it. investment: this is a little different. in investment, you must have the money. you are putting it back and hope like hell it works for you. take a million bucks, you can get 5% (very good oredi), that's only 50k a year for a million buck putting at some one else's pocket. damn high risk man. anyway, assuming you got it right, you now have time as the money is "working" for you (but it is a tiny percentage of). you can go on holidays and so on without worrying too much. so are you now wiser? .... definitely not ... kiyosaki did not tell you the answer ... he merely classified time and money to be mutually exclusive. if you don't have money, use your time to convert to it. if you have the money, convert some back so that you can have time for yourself. most of us don't start off rich, so have to take the path of converting time to money. some get at it faster, some slower. but, there shall be no escape. hahahahahahahaha ... are you now out of it all ... NO the important keyword to all these is (drums roll): you must have BOTH time and money. with time, you can beg in the streets or ski at blue mountains. with money, you can chio all gals. then how? you must build a business system - a business system is one that you are not part of it. a system that requires no part of you in it. a system that does its own self-righting mechanism, i.e., it catches the crooks and rewards the deligent, so that you can get the money but the business does not take your time. are you sure we can ever achieve that? ask bro MIN. he has witnessed a little of me ... and named me SOB ... he said bast*rd was not enough to describe his deep sense of hatred for me. i am not only a slave driver, a freakish controller, but also an as*hole to gals. just to name a few business system in the world: 3M, coke, hang ten. i am not talking about branding only. good luck to your quest ... lizard

hahahahahahahahahaha ... forgot to add ... this king story came from bro MIN ... better give credit if not ... kanna greased ... lizard

hi bro zehuan, this is a good start but unfortunately, your info stopped at the kyosaki's books. in these books, they gave you solid stories of what not you should be ... but never teach you what you should be ... because he is also non-wiser .... have fun ... have i figured it out ... i did. am i teaching ... no. that's why i am now begging on the streets with bro MIN in orchard, come and see us sometime ... but, do remember: if we are talking to some gals, you are not allowed to approach, our ballistic missiles are programmed to shot on sight. lizard

hi bro patrick, i remembered you had a question: how come i became a king ... damn hard question ... for answering that, you owe me a crashed coke can when i start my begging in bangkok streets ... i would have loved to have that feeling of wooing and getting rejected by gals again. but, i couldn't ... no longer possible. when the battle begins, your opponents are young, fun loving, every day with your price (not yet your catch). what are you going to do? don't talk to me about office romance, those are much much much easier as you learned to spend time with them 8 hours a day, a hunchback of notre dame will become prince charming ... the battle gets more exciting if a young prince comes along .... damn that bast*rd ... sorry for my excited words ... the battle is getting heated up to dizzy temperatures. this young prince promises the price that he will share his kingdom once he gets it. the prince will drive a white horse (merc or bmw belonging to his just married sister) in shinning white armour. whispering sweet nothings in her ears ... damn ... damn ... damn ... what are you going to do? admit defeat ... come on ... you can do better than that ... you stay your field and you fight ... but how? your muscles are flabby, your shape are gone, worst you are not even eligible, you are married !!!!!!!! one more thing your fortune smells of pork, because your kingdom was traditionally a pork empire. hahahahahahahahaha ... years of frugality make you prefer walking rather than riding ... (because your doc told you to stay healthy by exercising) there's no way but one ... you start to shower the price with golden arrows. because you know that while the prince can promise the kingdom, he hasn't gotten it. his pocket has only 100bucks. in fact, the prince still has to fight it out later with his siblings ... the the price will now learn to feed on your arrows. the more she feed the more her attention soon think about the sugars you offering. the sugars will be like a drug. as a king, your kingdom is already won. there is no need to fight for the pork kingdom. it is yours. if you want to share a tiny part of it, it can be done immediately. the price will soon ask the prince to do the same. but, he couldn't, because his kingdom is in the future. after the battle of arrows, now come the battle of helm's deep. you will now withdraw your arrows. go for the cold turkey. in this battle, the price will be starving and the prince may win her back. but, you have to stand the ground. the siege only just began ... in this battle, all parties will feel a sense of hurt ... especially the king. because he is old and retarded, too much of the old school (full of feelings and nonsensical hopes). but as king, you have to stand firm. the game of wooing is not longer your ######. you CANNOT WOO and send her flowers. that's a sign of weakness and it might kill you and empire. BEWARE ... you see: winning by sugars is easy. but, you wouldn't enjoy it. it is the true feeling that you are after. but, the price has no feeling for the king yet. so the siege of helm's deep has to be fought out with the prince. during this siege, the prince will have maximum time with her. but, you have no choice but to wait and endure the wintry seasons. your nights will become days and days become nights. there is no taste in the food you eat. no ambition in your pork empire ... no games will arouse you ... no friends will help ... mind you ... your kingdom will take a beating ... so be strong ... you are after all a king, a king can weather all heats. when she returns, she will be your true queen ... lizard

thanks guys and gals ... suddenly i felt so LOVED by you lovely people ... at least in this world there is still true friendship and LOVE ... oops ... sorry forgot ... was it from my friend, joe ... sigh, signing off sadly lizard

hi bro patrick, you are sick to the core ... how can you do that ... you are spoiling market, man ... how come a tall, fat and ugly guy can become a power valentino ... how can we guys stand up for you, that you represent the epitome of manhood .... damn ... you better come down from that bar-top and stop that silly dance of yours ... in my life time, if i can get a gal that is true to me ... intellectually competent ... i can die happy. that's why i neber go to pubs and drinking holes to chio gals. sad but true ... i only loiter in NUS and NTU canteens moping the floors, hoping that one day, a nice and chio gal recognises a rare gem in the mess of hay (students) ... sweet dreams? lizard

hi bro patrick, you sounded like a winning loser ... hahahahahahaha enjoying your kingdom? lizard

hi bro cyclop, getting philosophical ah ... what you can do is to replace all the "rich" words to "poor", the essay will come out all right too ... what i am saying is: ALL employers in the world will pay their employees just enough for them to feel good but not enough for them to feel rich and have free spending ... just like my wife, she only feeds me meals that i will always feel hungry and crave for my next meal but not little enough for me to think of alternatives ... damn woman ... so cleber ... being rich is not necessarily good per se. ministers are caged up. they earn a lot but they can't spend. same as doctors. being rich and free is the ultimate, you are hence freed to do anything you want, like skiing in the rockies or alps and still can go to orchard and do pretended begging and chio gals ... kekekekekekeke ... lizard

A bit sad today - cos of a friend. It's like this: This friend ( lets call him Joe ) had been seeing a girl (lets call her Rachel) for one and a half years. The thing is Rachel already has a boyfriend. But Joe didn't know that at the beginning. In fact, Rachel told him that she was single. And so Joe thought nothing of it and was in fact very happy that she is single - as she claimed. Later on - about a month later - she admitted that she indeed is NOT single but have a boyfriend (Chan) of 2 years. Joe was devastated but Rachel and him (Joe) were already very much in love at that time and had been intimate many times. Joe asked her to give him a chance. In fact, Rachel told him that she will leave Chan - just a matter of time. She assured him of that throughout the one and a half years that Joe was with her. Now, Joe has found out that Rachel is 'seeing' someone else (William). And have come across knowledge of how intimate they were although they have not yet had ###### - cos he's away at the moment. Their intimacy consisted of phonecalls (overseas) and emails where she told him she can't wait to be with him and be intimate with him. In fact, in one of her mails, she even invited him to share her bed when he comes home from overseas. Now Joe is devastated. Rachel had been telling him that she's been so tied up in work - her regular excuse. Joe is really beside himself now and really messed up. Rachel doesn't know that Joe knows about William yet. Joe is wondering what to do. Anyone out there with some sensible advice?

hey YOU road bully, why? you have things against van drivers ... we van drivers got familee got pride too you know ... we are so small, you so big ... you still expect to squeeze the last drop of the road for your use ... please lah every second is important to us ... we make deliveries on a daily basis ... each time only 10 bucks. we have to make many many trips per day ... so please spare us the thoughts ... you only drive from home to work and then from work back to home ... we not so talented as you ... study so well ... we van drivers no tuck shit, doesn't mean you can bully us ... lizard

i got 2 boyfriends ... they are nice and white ...

hi sis Justiana, please don't fall for me ... it is not worth it ... handsome guy got no cold (liang) heart ... please don't ... i beg you ... it hurts me to see you in this state ... please wake up from this dream ... lizard

i got no handsome face but i got $$$ to make it shine ... i got no height but i got $$$ to make a shoe brick to stand on ... i got no physique but i got $$$ to use as breast plates ... i got no white knight horsey but i got $$$ to buy a Beemer (the chinese called it precious horse) ... based on the above, i declare i am bestest handsome man on earth ... lizard

hey YOU, what are you staring at ... never see people break up before, is it? shoe ... go away ...

hi bro AlfaRomeo, why you tell people about your itchy backside ... whether you want to go ash-tray or not got nothing to do with your itchy backside. it is all the woman's fault ... tell you the truth: it is always the woman's dare that makes the man frustrated and goes for the kill. man by nature are happy and contented. but, it is the woman who want this, want that. at night still want this, want that. so fed-up, find another woman that don't want this, don't want that. but, after a while, the new woman also want this, want that. poor man ... he got to find another one ... sigh now you know why we MAN are not to be blamed. such good thesis ... i really feel like submitting for my phD review. lizard

hi sis, DON'T PANIC ... lizard still here ... if your hubby ever try to wear his watch ... kekekekeke ... i will teach you how to wear him around your wrist ... lizard

sshhhhh ... walls have ears ... wind got eyes ... when the evening owl crows, or was it hoots ... damn ... i am still in HOOTERS ... lizard

PATRICK, you are a disappointment, man ... after all your stories, you telling me you keeping guns from misfiring ... remember the gal you intro me last year. i sort of still in contact with her. everytime i was with her, she talked non-stop about you. so i sian liao ... you want me to pass her back to you ... to help return to earth again. lizard

hi sis, if you started a thread, be prepared to answer it ... ask for gossips ... tell you the truths, i will be deader than dead meat. gossips about other people, but then i have no permissions ... the only gossip i can tell you is this: my wife just told me that from age 18 to 80, she has no intention to fully clothe me nor feed me full meals .... because she is still afraid that i .... er ... sigh that's why i now drive van, she so happy .. cook me good but not full meals ... never she knew that i am so cunning, i also learned from woman: whenever i am given money to go market and buy food for the family. i will chio the old ladies and bargain very hard to get excellent discounts. the discounts i will put aside for myself. i am now waiting for the day i can BORN FREE ... i cleber or not .. lizard