derf

juz saw one in marinelife on sun... small one...

from wat i understand, crustaceans are v sensitive to high nitrates. do a test on ur nitrate levels.

blow air??? where?? the head???

ah!!!! louhan!!!!

Subject: Intelligent Answers In a classroom -------------- Teacher: Sam, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Sam: No, teacher, it's the same dog! ***************** Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair? Sam: No comb, sir. Teacher: Use your dad's then. Sam: No hair, sir. ***************** Teacher: What's the chemical formula for water? Sam: "HIJKLMNO". Teacher: What?! Sam: Yesterday you said it's H to O! ****************** Teacher: Sam, give me a sentence starting with "I". Sam: I is ..... Teacher: No, Sam, always say "I am ...." Sam: Alright ... umm ... "I am the 9th letter of the 26 alphabets" ****************** Teacher: If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 on the other, what would I have? Class: Big Hands!!!!!! ****************** In Sam's house -------------- Father: Your teacher says she finds it's impossible to teach you anything! Sam: That's why I say she's no good! ****************** Father: Sam, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her. Sam: (to the aunt) Aunt, I'm sorry you're stupid. ****************** Sam: Mom, teacher was asking me today if I've any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school. Mom: That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. So what did she say when you told her you're the only child, my dear? Sam: She just said ... 'Thanks goodness!' ****************** Sam: Dad, can you write in the dark? Dad: I think so, what do you want me to write? Sam: Your name on my report card. ****************** In a clinic ----------- Doctor: I've "bad news" and "very bad news" for you. Patient: Well, might be better give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you've 24 hours to live. Patient: What?! 24 hours! That's terrible! That could be even worse then? Tell me the very bad news. Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

i muz say it does turn v black n it smells!!! <_

Alas! Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. "Holy cow, Mister", one of them said after catching his breath, "you scared us half to death---we thought you were a ghost or something! What are you doing working here so late at night?" "Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!" ===================================================== There were these three guys at a cafe, drinking their coffee - an > American guy, a black guy, and an Ah Beng. > > They see a really attractive waitress and comment on her good looks. > Next thing you know they start making bets on who can get her to go > out with them first. > > The waitress overhears them, and she goes up to them and says, "Hey, > I heard you talking about me. Well, I like an intelligent guy, so > let's see who can make the best sentence using the words 'liver' and > 'cheese'." > > So the American guy goes, "That's easy. I love liver and I hate cheese." > > The waitress shakes her heard in disgust. > > The black guy goes, "Well, I hate liver and I love cheese." > > The waitress says, "That is so stupid. That's essentially the same > thing!" > > Then the Ah Beng steps up and puts his arm around the waitress' waist. > > "Liver alone, cheese mine!" > ( leave her alone, she is mine ) !!! ===================================================== In a New York park, a young boy was attacked by a savage dog. A passer-by happened to come upon the attack and came to the rescue. Having tackled the dog, he strangled it to death. A reporter for the New York Times was watching all this and took snap shots for a front page picture in the next day's paper. Approaching our hero he says: "Your heroic feat shall be published in tomorrow's paper under the headline - Brave New Yorker Rescues Boy". "I'm not from New York" replied our brave hero. "Oh in that case we'll change the headline - Brave American Rescues Boy from Savage Dog". "I'm not American either" replied our brave hero. On being asked about from where he really was, our hero replied "I'm a Pakistani". The next day, the headline on the front page of The New York Times read: "Muslim Fundamentalist strangles dog violently to death in New York Park ? FBI investigating possible link to Al-Qaeda...." ===================================================== Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer: Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh: Ok Interviewer: Made in India Banta Singh: Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer: Keep it Up Banta Singh: Put it Down Interviewer: Maxi Mum Banta Singh: Mini Dad Interviewer: Enough! Take your Seat Banta Singh: Don't take my seat Interviewer: Idiot! Take your Seat Banta Singh: Clever! Don't take my Seat Interviewer: I say you get out! Banta Singh: You didn't say I come in Interviewer: I reject you! Banta Singh: You Appoint me Interviewer: ....!!!!!!! ============================================== Santa Singh: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly? Banta Singh: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito . ============================================== Banta: When did George Washington die? Santa: two days before his funeral. ============================================== Banta: Tell me five FERROCIOUS animals you can think of....... Santa: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers. ============================================== Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. the Judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. "They should not put up such misleading notices", said Banta Singh. "It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE" ============================================== Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other. Santa Singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal? Banta Singh : Yes I have. Santa Singh : Well, my father dug it. Banta Singh : That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead Sea? Santa Singh : Yes I have. Banta Singh : Well, my father killed it. ============================================== An elderly woman went to a doctor for advise as how to revive her husband's ###### drive. What about trying ######?' asked the doctor. "Not a chance," said Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take aspirin for headache." "No problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee, he won't even notice it. Try it and then call me in a week to let me know how things went." A week later, Mrs. Murphy called the doctor and told him of the current situation. "Oh it was terrible, just terrible, doctor." "What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible." "What was terrible?" asked the doctor. "Was the ###### not good?" "Oh no, doctor, the ###### was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in Starbuck's again after that incident at the coffeeshop!"

wah lau! i tot onli dog owners will pamper their dogs, din know u guys oso liddat!!

i was put off by the cost but since everyone here is advocating the use of it, i think i'll start using it again.... <_

wah! ur purple tang' really having a good life!! flavoured nori... geeze... v fussy!!

haha... u rty it first n let us know hw it taste....

kel, watever for???

it's ok... thks anyways.. was searching for the thread but cldn't find it....

was trying to search for tis particular thread that someone provided a link abt our tap water containing salicates n ways to remove it by pouring the water from one pail to another wif a media filtering out the undesirable salicates. since we're somewat on this topic of filtering phosphates n several other unwanted elements from the water, can i use the polyfilter as the media using the method above??

used to buy them from marinelife, think was abt $24 for 2 pkts.... nw i juz use normal cotton... if it's true that it gets rid of phosphate, i'll consider using them again....

sure... wait til i go get the ones from NTUC... my fishes are eating more expensive food dan i'm!!!

i bot a pack of nori by julien sprung, cost me $18!!!!

they are not cheap...

sigh... i've to resign to the fact that i'll nvr c them again... got my yellowbelly damsel from marinelife n the cardinal from chinatown(keep forgetting the LFS name).

cute!!!

maybe u can make a name for urself in the medical field by being the first to breed 'babies' in a marine tank.... tok abt water babies... hehe...

think ur refering to sun hoi shan....

still cldn't figure out wat happened to the both of them... it's understandable if i can't find the damsel cos it's small enuff to hide but the cardinal??? there's no way that i can't spot it in my tank... besides, these greedy fellows aways charge to me when it's feeding time... kel, like u said no body, carcass or watsoever... not even bits of it...

kel, seriously i think u saw it wrongly, cos for a bag of mud itself will set u back to at least $100+... patrick at hong leong is selling them for abt $800 for a 40gal system...

close encounter of the fourth kind.... freaky....