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hypervtec

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  1. very aggressive fish beside clown trigger.
  2. bo pian,come across all d cup & above 1 leh.....
  3. still observing,but look like no more iches liao,my bt & coral beauty very happy and eat until fat fat.
  4. bro,so u oso eng eng nothing to do go search for chiobu rite.
  5. melons?? yup,i like water melons,escpecially juicy 1. no problem,i spend u kopi,next time u spend me eat shark fin....
  6. shhhh.....dun tell ppl.....small fishes i dunwan,i oni like BIG fish
  7. so many chiobu ,wah buay tahan liao...ok,me oso contribute some.
  8. Examination Blurs Gopal was doing his English paper examination. He was almost through when he got stucked with the last question. He thought that the instruction is abit silly but decided to do it anyway. He started to take out his shirt, pants, shoes and socks leaving only his underwear. When his teacher saw this, she got a rude shock and screamed "Gopal!! What do you think you are doing??!!" Gopal confidently replied, "But madam, the instruction says, answer in brief!".
  9. Smart Ah Lian Ah Lian and Ah Huay had just finished lunch on a top floor restaurant. Upon entering the lift, they panicked when none of the lift buttons shows "1". Then Ah Lian finally figured it out.. She pressed the button "G" and alas! they were brought to the ground floor. Ah Huay, who was very impressed with what she saw, said, "Wah, Ah Lian you so clever... How come you know?" Ah Lian proudly replied, "Haiya so easy also you don't know... "G" stands for Geelo (Zero) lah!!
  10. Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to the other one. "Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid.If you don't believe me I'll show you." He called his driver Ah Beng over and said, "Ah Beng, here is a $10 note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes". To which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! Right away,Sir!" and rushed off to the showroom. The rich man then turned to his friend and said, "See, told you he was stupid." The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid,I will show you stupid." And he called his driver, Ali. "Ali, go home now and >check to see if I'm at home. " To which Ali said,"Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and ran home. " See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here." Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng said to Ali, "Eh,you know my boss is sooooooo stupid. He gave me $10 and asked me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes..... Doesn't he know that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!"
  11. Ways girls turn "romantic" guys down!!! One for the girls.... HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!! HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!! HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!! HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must have been given your share!!! HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! HE: Your face must turn a few heads! SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!! HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out!!! HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!! HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why, don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go and see a film? SHE: I've already seen it!!! HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together? SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!! HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life--in your wildest dreams.
  12. Wah bro,ur frog fish know how to wave hand infront of the camera.
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